Friday, March 13, 2020

Our mascot

We used to have a mascot around here named Joyce.  I've decided she needs to be replaced. And so, today, we introduce to you Agnes de Effigy.
You may have seen her before, but as of today, she's the Creepy Doll Heads representative. 

Why are we doing this? Cause the world is quarantining in place and needs some shit to keep them busy. So, Agnes is helping us pick out our creepy doll head posts since we're out of practice. Or something like that.

For the record, Agnes' image is bought and paid for, so maybe we'll have some fun with it. Who knows.

On with your Friday. Make it a creepy one. 

Thursday, March 12, 2020

Settle down people

Kind of an editorial post today. Beware.

We're not only losing our shit,
we're losing our heads with this virus thing.

Read official stuff. Stop listening to the confabulators. 
Oh yeah, keep clean, wash hands, and all that stuff.
But hoarding toilet paper ain't gonna do it.

Dollies lost their heads.
Don't be like dollies. 

PSA: This is the best article we've seen thus far regarding the virus and resultant hysteria, and also what you can do to protect yourself:

Can we get back to creepy chit now? 


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Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Creepy dolls and their heads can't catch a virus...

....but a virus can make your creepmaster stay home a little more so as to avoid the literal unwashed masses and COVID-19. What that means for you is that there may be more postings around this here blog than there has been for a month of Sundays or so. Let's start with this still life in beige-ish colors.

Dollie head
in a bowl
why so glum, my friend?
Cause of this
damned virus
that seems it will never end. 

Wash your frickin' hands, people. 

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Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Breathing easy

It's official
Your creepmaster
hasn't smoked
in 
ONE YEAR!

Baby needs to learn 
that smoking isn't a good thing.
No baby, no. 
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Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Welcome to nightmare, turkey style

What in tarnation is this?
A turkey that is a cake or a cake that is a turkey, 
or did they stuff a turkey with cake? 
Grossed out, we are. 




Bored Panda (Includes a video!)

Monday, November 25, 2019

Eat this or else

Pilgrim wants to feed you
you will accept pilgrim's offering
or she will drill holes through you
with lasers from her eyes. 
I'd do what this wench says. 

Christmas Traditions

Sunday, November 24, 2019

Crafty Thanksgiving

Oh yeah, a new holiday 
tradition.
Cranberry candle salad
instead of sauce.

Um.
No. 


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