Breathing easy

It's official

Your creepmaster

hasn't smoked

in 

ONE YEAR!

Baby needs to learn 

that smoking isn't a good thing.

No baby, no. 

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Welcome to nightmare, turkey style

What in tarnation is this?

A turkey that is a cake or a cake that is a turkey, 

or did they stuff a turkey with cake? 

Grossed out, we are. 

Bored Panda (Includes a video!)

Eat this or else

Pilgrim wants to feed you

you will accept pilgrim's offering

or she will drill holes through you

with lasers from her eyes. 

I'd do what this wench says. 

Christmas Traditions

Crafty Thanksgiving

Oh yeah, a new holiday 

tradition.

Cranberry candle salad

instead of sauce.

Um.

No. 

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Run turkey run!

Better run before

the twins from the Shining

make you into 

deliciousness!

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Antiquing, the end

And as we were leaving the shops

this china doll appeared

the heebies and the jeebies

......

I got nothin, no rhyme

just creeped out. 

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Antiquing take 2!

Continuing our shopping

and this smile gleamed bright and clear,

making viewers happy

or creeped and deep in fear. 

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Antiquing!

Went out shopping

and what do I find

creepy dolls and doll heads

around every corner. 

I call this one Hat Head. 

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Mini weirdness

Dolly with a mask

looking very glum

hoping for some turkey

before she sucks her thumb. 

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The price of the holiday

The price is steep

the cut is deep

but however it's nice

to sup with Vincent Price. 

Oh No They Didn't

Autumn evoking

A wee still life

art installation

or just fall junk.

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Thanks o ween?

Even the creepiest

among us love

stuffing the bird. 

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Can't have enough dolls in poultry

We're not sure

why people do this,

but we kind of love it.

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Thanksgiving is coming

Doll heads

with poultry

never gets old. 

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Veterans Day

No creep today, only honor.

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Worm baby

Just as creepy as can be

doll head worms in number, three.

Go away, I can't unsee

Not cute, just creepy, 

y'all get to me!

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Roadside creep - from the "this really happened" files.

Someone in Canada thought it would be a fun idea to put a creepy doll on the side of the road and then take it down .... people are almost as creepy as their dolls!

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Baby got a belly to giggle at

Can't eat this one

but it sure is cute

baby stuffed in turkey

rootie toot toot? 

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Yee haw!

Ride that turkey, Rhonda!

Gettin' down on the farm

before the big feast

not sure how to stuff 

the magnificent beast. 

Say no more. 

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Lost and alone

A broken window

I cannot see

Cause someone took

My eyes from me. 

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Not sure what these head represent...

...but they look a little pilgrimy to me.

Creepy with hats. 

What more can you ask for? 

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11/3 - Google say what?

Pretend there's a creepy picture here that I'm sharing with you. You have to imagine it because Blogger cum Google (or is it the other way around) has chosen not to allow image insertion. They broke. 

Bastids. 

Okay, this is really weird

From Hint Mag's Instagram page comes a super creepy video. Everyone's into the Halloween thing! Click on the link to see the video. I can't seem to figure out how to embed it.

Ghost of Halloween Past

We're reminded

of Halloweens that have gone by.

And thought we'd bring

back some of our creepy faves.

So please to take only one

of these delightful candies......

which you just know are going to be 

made of taffy grossness.....

and 

Happy Halloween

from

CreepyDollHeads.com 

Batty batty batty bat

I believe it was the Count on Sesame Street

who sang the Batty Bat song. 

In old Transylvania when I was a lad

Our castle was poor but we never were sad
We learned to be happy
Wed dance round the hall
And learning to count was the key to it all
By counting each count I knew just where to start
And one special step has stayed close to my heart

One two three, spread out the cape
One two three, twirl round the floor
One two three, left foot you swing
One two three, then start to sing
One two three, loud as you please
One two three, counting with ease
One two three, doing the batty bat
Batty batty bat batty bat batty bat batty bat
One two three count
Batty batty bat batty bat batty bat batty bat
Won't you dance with me doing the batty bat

So now in my own castle I can enjoy
This wonderful dance that I learned as a boy
I see just how wise was my whole family
They taught me to count and so now look at me
I'm counting and dancing and I swear that its true
If you do the same you will be happy too

One two three, spread out the cape
One two three, twirl round the floor
One two three, left foot you swing
One two three, then start to sing
One two three, loud as you please
One two three, counting with ease
One two three, doing the batty bat
Batty batty bat batty bat batty bat batty bat
One two three count
Batty batty bat batty bat batty bat batty bat
Won't you dance with me doing the batty bat

Lyrics
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Happy trick or treater

Dug deep into the archives for this one.

It's not Halloween without a 

happy, bald, creepy 

doll head

trick or treater!

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Costume idea

If you are a doll

perhaps your owner

will paint this rad design

on your face. 

If you're not a doll

do it to your damned self. 

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Mask time!

Resize.

Print on sturdy stock.

Cut out.

Add string

Be creepy.

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I tot I saw.....

A little saw where the neck once was

makes for a heady feeling.

Black eyed Halloweenie. 

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No. Just no.

We don't care that

this is a magnificent costume. 

We just day don't

unless you have the body

to back it up.

Props to this guy

for not giving a chit. 

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Make a creepy doll head thing

For some reason

HGTV thinks you want to make these.

Maybe they're right? 

Centerpiece for your Halloween feast perhaps? 

Click for the how to. 

Remind you of anyone?

Her mom may not agree

but this creepy thing

reminds me of a lil girl I know

whose mom is named Anna.

Of course the lil girl 

would need a little extra makeup to 

give us this Halloween look. 

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Welcome creepsters

What the hell? I can't stop with this site. It's back and there's work to be done. Let's start with a golden oldie.

This is the reality of eyeballs for a doll. Just making the stupid doll is a creepy process.

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